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Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies

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Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss

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So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking

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I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus

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My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days

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Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up

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Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking

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I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?

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He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.

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