somebody snuck up and got me drunk
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
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