Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
Im just a social blackout drinker.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
My phone autocorrects "pooping" to "popping" and I'm like DO YOU EVEN KNOW ME??!
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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