I changed my tire completely alone.. I could totally win survivor
Its my greatest physical accomplishment
ha. weirdest feeling ever. just wiped my ass with my non-dominant hand. (eating cheeseburger with right one)
Your grandmother is in heaven weeping.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
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