so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
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