Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
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