I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
Seriously? You DON'T remember putting all those Swedish fish in the waffle iron b/c you wanted "One big Swedish fish?" That waffle iron was a wedding gift.
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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