Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
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