and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
I looked at you and you stared at me dead in the eyes then sprayed febreze at your crotch and winked.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Seriously, don't even. "Hi, have I seen you half naked covered in bright red body paint on the internet?" is NOT acceptable water-cooler chit-chat.
Aw.
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
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