the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
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There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
Guy just walked into the bathroom with only socks on and took a 5second shit. It is taking me longer to type this than for him to shit, wash hands, and leave the bathroom. WTF? Still wondering why he only had socks on.
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
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