Afterwards she curled up in my dog's bed and slept there all night
How mad was your dog?
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
I wish Michael J Fox could read me bedtime stories
He could rock you to sleep
someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
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