I'm lost and stupid without you.
He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
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