So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
I was covered in mud from my knees down, I smelt like the inside of a port-a-potty and only had mascara on one eye. . . so you know your usual Sunday brunch.
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