i already hear my dad disowning me
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
You started laughing mid-cry and when I asked you said, "my tears taste like vodka."
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
Randomize
