so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.
Well... I doubt that.
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
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