weddingsv make me drug and hornr
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
I passed out in the VIP room and she charged me for 17 songs until I woke up, theres a bouncer asking me for $700, fuck tequila
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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