think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
he just fucked me for my cheese.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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