glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
He said he was trying to live vicariously through me. I didn't have the heart to tell him that meant he was vicariously fucking his best friend.
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
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