It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
Would I be a horrible mom if I got a babysitter at 6am so I could go get laid.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
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