But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
Why is your signature on my underwear?
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
You know when your cat drags a dead bird into the the house as a present and drops it at your feet looking all pleased because it thinks you'll be pleased? That's what sex with him was like.
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
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