This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
Randomize
