"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
I need to wash the frat house off of me
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
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