My e-date is really photogenic. Real-life not so much
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
I also tried to drunkenly adopt a kitten last night. It didn't pan out.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
Randomize
