People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Last night drunk me texted a sure to be hungover me my class schedule and locations for today. I'm like a mom preparing her child for the first day of school
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
I was drunk and gave him my dad's phone number instead because somehow I thought that'd be funny. Man did that fucking backfire
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
Lord give me the strength to not check my tinder messages at my grandmother's wake.
Remember how we use to say "this will be the year I'll get my shit together!" And like we stopped doing that because we know that isn't happening anytime soon.
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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