i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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