Are we in a gay sports bar?
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
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