Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
I woke up on my floor...
I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...
Shitting during a conference call is so empowering.
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
Convinced the bartender that I'm a congressman. Free Drinks. God bless America.
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
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