Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
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