The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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