One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
That reminds me...we need to get swords
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
I need to align my fucking chakras
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