The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
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