its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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