like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
Nothing wrong with a little cat scratch fever. You have toys?
A few, plus a dildo molded from a porn star that I've always been too intimidated of to actually use, but it's the apocalypse, and momma didn't raise no quitter.
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