I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
no. you can't hotbox the world.
So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
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