Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
I think I’ve reached sophomore-year-level of bad ideas
and you know that’s the highest possible level because it’s when I met you
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
Randomize
