o shit let me call u back theres a hamburger in my pocket
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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