I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
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