Duck Duck Cougar?
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
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