is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
Just had to explain my "wine me. Dine me. Sixty-nine me" key chain to my grandma...she took it surprisingly well.
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
Just heard a girl ask "Wait you're not my boyfriend?!" to a guy wearing the Mickey to her Minnie Mouse on my way home. Made me feel better about myself.
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
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