dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
nothing says happy new years better than a black eye from shooting yourself with a champagne bottle
I understand Curling. That high.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
That awkward moment when you can't tell what smells like tacos: you, the cat, or the strange guys blanket your so tenderly swaddled in.
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
Randomize