My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
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