if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
Note to self. Never fart in a tanning bed
so..some girl walked up to me on the porch last night. She came to apologize for peeing on our lawn a few days ago. I just looked at her and said it was ok, she wasn't the first.
My aunt just said- "pizza is like sex. Even if it ain't good it ain't bad." Obviously she doesn't know us too well.
operation have a gay friend backfired
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
Pants are for mortals
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
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