she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
I woke up fully clothed on top of my sheets and i didnt even pee myself..so proud.
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
I currently don't understand fingers.
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