do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
So I tried to call my phone from his phone and was like, "hey, my name is not in here..I thought you had my number" turns out he has my number saved as "gives good head"
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
You came in at two thirty, wearing your underwear and a tie then asked where you could find a sombrero and a pair of stilletos that would fit your men's size thirteen feet.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
I don't care. I'll text you about my butthole whenever I please. That's what you signed up for in this relationship.
To be honest I've become too lazy for the work involved in getting laid.
You run marathons and you're too lazy for sex? Priorities, man.
Touche.
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
My bed smells like the plague
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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