I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
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