16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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