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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
My roommate just called. He's in Miami and has no idea how he got there. He also has a ticket to Buenos Aires that he can't explain. I figured you'd have the explanation.
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
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