let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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