Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
He left his umbrella behind in my bed to 'keep me company', then stole my front door key before he went to work
they call him Oral-B. enough said
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
I have one of those hangovers where you visualize how awesome it would be to climb in your fridge and drink glacier water
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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