Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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