all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
Almost to work. And still feel hungover. Like my body is trying to regenerate after dying. Full on zombie shit. But like, one of those zombies from warm bodies that comes back to life slowly.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
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