i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
We're too lazy to do dishes, so we're making sangria in a flower vase.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
there is glitter all over my balls
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