lets start a swedish sibling band together
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
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